As a verified faggot that got his badge at the exact same time as @picman, I can say that we've been inspected and endorsed by the Brotherhood of Verified Faggots Local #69420 of which @AOU is the presiding chief faggot verifier. Picman and I carry the seal of approval that let's you know we are genuine verified faggots unlike you knock-off 'fagguettes' with suspect flair. But with the right coaxing, perhaps AOU can verify you too and you can get the flair that distinguishes us from the common fagguettes and actual fags. Will AOU honor you and welcome you into the inner circle jerk? Who can say. He's very particular about verifying faggots. Do you have what it takes to gain his approval? Only AOU knows for sure.