It isn't the color of your skin that counts, it's the color of your dinero, senor. Necesite mucho dinero. Then they will love you and women will fawn over you and you will wake up in a bathtub full of ice and say "Oh! These urban myths are real!" But then Bigfoot will run in and do a Bodyguard carry and get you to a USA hospital where you will receive a Bigfoot kidney, because the 'Squatch is one hell of a cool dude.
It isn't the color of your skin that counts, it's the color of your dinero, senor. Necesite mucho dinero. Then they will love you and women will fawn over you and you will wake up in a bathtub full of ice and say "Oh! These urban myths are real!" But then Bigfoot will run in and do a Bodyguard carry and get you to a USA hospital where you will receive a Bigfoot kidney, because the 'Squatch is one hell of a cool dude.
Air fresheners are not supposed to be used as recreational drugs.
Air fresheners are not supposed to be used as recreational drugs.
The Colorado River Toad scented air fresheners are just begging people to lick them.
The Colorado River Toad scented air fresheners are just begging people to lick them.
I always liked Squatch , especially when he did those beef jerky commercials
I always liked Squatch , especially when he did those beef jerky commercials
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