Why would I go to a gay bar?
It's 180 not 360 you fucking douche
No, you're supposed to spin in a circle and then leave.
You expect a nigger to know geometry and sheeit?
He doesn't get the maymay.
Would never expect more from you.
Yeah sure you did it on purpose, just like when you shat your pants and told everybody you did it on purpose
Nigger
2 min later chairs and bottles are flying
Let's be honest here. That was going to happen with you there whether or not Anticlutch was.
I generally avoid conversations with contrarians who disagree with you just for the sake of arguing, even if they don’t fully know what they’re talking about. It’s not a very pleasant experience
Or, even worse, people who accuse you of being jewish and a spammer just because you disagree with their retarded opinion on a certain topic.
If you're buying the drinks, I'll stay and let you pontificate.
But when the drinks are gone, I'm gone.
I'd stay. At least long enough to characterize your real life personality.
Fuck You!
Internetting is hard. I bet in real life you are hardly a faggot at all. \o
hardly a faggot
I've touched fewer than 10 different dicks this week.
I just asked a hardware store worker for the key (restroom). He knew what I meant but thought he'd be cute and said "key to what?". I said "your heart". All of a sudden he and the other guy didn't want to play anymore.
Marry me, faggot.
With help from the community, you can get that up to 15.
I believe in you.
fewer than
I'd flirt with him and have him buy me drinks , after 5 or so I'd say " Thanks faggot " and stumble off
I love the D2 reference. I'll pick the Decard Cain quote.
You refer to yourself in third person. You need an ego check faggot.
Yeah it's weird but it's kind of standard in this kind of question. I'm not at a family bbq asking people who I know all know who I am etc.
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