Alright Mr. Green here's your new life backstory. You need to memorize these details so that you can assume your new identity. Your new name is Gary Simpson. You moved to Kentucky after divorcing your husband Bruce Wayne after he gave you and your dog monkeypox after he caught it at an orgy he forgot to invite you to. You ran away from home and dropped out of highschool at the age of 16 after your parents tried sending you to a Christian healing camp to pray your gay away. You lost all of your bad dragon dildos in the divorce along with custody of your fur baby Milo. Your pronouns are Ze or Zay. Any questions?
>Alright Mr. Green here's your new life backstory. You need to memorize these details so that you can assume your new identity. Your new name is Gary Simpson. You moved to Kentucky after divorcing your husband Bruce Wayne after he gave you and your dog monkeypox after he caught it at an orgy he forgot to invite you to. You ran away from home and dropped out of highschool at the age of 16 after your parents tried sending you to a Christian healing camp to pray your gay away. You lost all of your bad dragon dildos in the divorce along with custody of your fur baby Milo. Your pronouns are Ze or Zay. Any questions?
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