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If people knew you were in the witness protection program then it wouldn't be protection...would it?

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hey it's the FBI we're talking about here, not a bright bunch

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I suspect my new next door neighbor. Public records show his name as some Jordanian sand nigger name, but everything he does screams beaner. He's got cars with stupid wheels, Raiders stickers, he keeps noisy birds outside, he has three nigger dogs, he watches nigger felon league outside on his patio with the sound up so loud I have to listen too, he's constantly blasting rap, his laundry is going 18 hours a day and stinks so badly of fake chemical perfume that I often can't be in the yard...

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Bring him a bag of pork rinds and say "I heard you like " and maybe he will move.

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fucking laundry and noisy neighbors. what a spic-stain on your peaceful enjoyment of your own property.

Figure out where he's from and start mailing posters of his face randomly to people in that city. Maybe the guys he testified against will come fix your problem for you

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reporting on big mafia == big money

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There were some really italian italians in the extremely small rural town I grew up near. They ran a pizza place. One time my mother called and ordered a pizza. After she "hung up" she started speculating that they were in witness protection hiding from the mob or something, because why else would they be in this town. What she didn't realize is that she forgot to hang the phone up and they heard it all.

A few weeks later those Italians were gone. So I guess the FBI moved them.

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Was actually talking about someone from the mob. I knew Salvatore Reale quite well. There is a book about him, Gotti, and my stepdad.

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Wait.. what?!

So you’re mob affiliated lol. Explains why you’re here.. from what I understand, those people are pretty based, see shit for what it really is, lol.

I’ve watched a few of those Michael Francese podcasts.. if the rest are anything like him, they’re fairly conservative politically and socially..

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No and I'm aryan. When I was a kid my stepdad had me around them alot. I've been inside Gottis house in the 80's. I lived in Reale's house when he was in the witness protection program in Scotsdale Arizona. My stepdad was a 102nd precinct detective who worked for the mob directly, he was also the son of a Nazi.

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Yes. My race traitor whore of a sister's first baby daddy is in witness protection after turning states evidence against his former gang.

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Yes.

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fails to extrapolate

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Is the FBI actually in charge of the program? Its fairly well executed if it is handled by the Freaks Bisexuals and Idiots.

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Alright Mr. Green here's your new life backstory. You need to memorize these details so that you can assume your new identity. Your new name is Gary Simpson. You moved to Kentucky after divorcing your husband Bruce Wayne after he gave you and your dog monkeypox after he caught it at an orgy he forgot to invite you to. You ran away from home and dropped out of highschool at the age of 16 after your parents tried sending you to a Christian healing camp to pray your gay away. You lost all of your bad dragon dildos in the divorce along with custody of your fur baby Milo. Your pronouns are Ze or Zay. Any questions?

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mafia that controls another mafia's exiles. no big deal

many ways to kill a man

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No no no it’s Faggot Buttfucking Idiots

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I don't associate with rats

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Nice try glow nigger

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Not that I know of.

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I've known one. My mother. That's all I'll say.

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why even comment...

could have just said "someone I know" and gone into some details

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Fair enough. My mother was a con artist. She eventually turned state evidence on a group she knew. I didn't see her for about a decade.

Henry Hill. Not personally, but he's the most famous person ever in that program. Millions of Americans know about Henry Hill.