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No.

Our justice system is the root of clown world. You need a clown to help you navigate it no matter how smart you think you are. It's not about how smart you are, how good you are with logic, or how eloquent you are. It's about having familiarity with one obscure corner of clown world. It's been clowned for longer that the rest of society has. You think things are upside down out here. It's worse in there.

For your case you have a process error on your side. Having a layman attempt to argue against process errors without the proper formality is just going to piss off the judge because that puts them in the seat of having to help you do it properly and help you fill the gaps when they can get in trouble for aiding either side.

When you have a process error in your favor that is when a lawyer brings the most bang for buck. For most other cases hiring a lawyer is equal to throwing shit at a wall to see if it sticks. Still worth it because it's your life and any advantage is worth it. In your case they will actually be guaranteed to bring value.

Finding the right lawyer isn't easy and is 100% of the game. You should not be wasting time debating and instead using this time to shop around so you can be as selective as possible with who you get. Giving them more time to work your case has value. You should talk to four lawyers this week.

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Does your drunk self think you write well, are smart, speak intelligibly, and know some law stuff? If you answer yes. Get drunk go to court be your own lawyer.

THIS IS IN NO WAY LEGAL ADVICE OR SOMETHING I WOULD ADVISE A SANE PERSON DO IN ANY LEGAL SITUATION. USE AT YOUR OWN RISK. DO NOT ATTEMPT THE ACTIONS DESCRIBED HEREIN.

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Strawman arguement; i am not my name, your policies hold no sway over a human being. I do no harm (but if you have done harm.. Well, good luck)

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Advantages I have over the Judge

Proclaim myself a faggot

Advantages I have over the Prosecutor

Proclaim myself a faggot

Advantages I have over myself

ProCLAIM MYSELF A FOGGOT!

I don't think I can lose

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They may assume another equally horrid path if you stand in the courtroom in front of the judge and scream you are a FOGGOT. whatever the fuck those are...

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Write them a heartfelt haiku about the challenges of being a faggot

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I would ask Anticlutch to do it.

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Imagine letting that kike be your lawyer.

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It would be interesting, I wonder what they would wear to the proceedings?

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You have to know the right order in which to speak, file motions, you must know the verbiage, and so on. Benefits are you are seen as a peer in the court room instead of an infant with no rights. Down side, if you slip up and make a mistake you lose the game by default and are automatically guilty.

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I think speaking to them gives them power. The answer is to get dressed in finery: tails, top hat, no pants, crocks, and drape yourself in a Gadsden flag. Walk in, stand silent and resolute, then scream the Lord’s Prayer, and hum the Dies Ire. Exeunt stage left pursued by bear.

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Congrats my dude by being your own lawyer you are officially in the top .01% of knuckle dragging mongoloids and easy beat any downie in sheer retardation.