Having 5 kids, everyone I tell looks at me like I'm nuts.

It's not unusual thing to do, but I've noticed that a lot of people nowadays will give me crap for watching what I eat and going to the gym.

When I used to smoke no one was telling me to quit, but now all weak slobs I run in to feel the need to tell me how my way of life is actually bad for me.

Of course I shut them down immediately, won't let some McSoynald's eating manchild lecture me on how to live my life.

salt on grits

Um, picking up random box's/ briefs and panties from goodwill stores, writing well known politician/ local city councilor/ local cop names on them, smear peanut butter or nutella on the inside and then leave then turned inside out in mall bathrooms on the counter or on door handles.

Ministry of Public disobedience. Do not comply ( just doing my bit to spread awareness that our local 'elected' leaders and law enforcement are verifiably full of shit).

My wifi names are always interesting.

Looking after myself both physically and mentally, and as a result looking 20 years younger than I actually am.

I store my clothes on book shelves. Normally within a closet. I crack eggs by cracking them on a flat surface, not a sharp one.

I break blue crabs open by smashing the bottom side is all broken, then I just pull the legs out easily with 100% of the meat attached every time.

I once put makeshift real walls and doors up within A rental turning the dining room and living room into room rentals, turning my $750 room rent into $100.

I drink nothing but RO filtered water. Straight up refuse bottles or city tap. Period. No matter the outting or occasion.

Not disgusting but people have found these things offensive.

Also I’ve twice now taken off work and lived on savings for entrepreneurial ventures.

Coding offends some people.

People are always shocked when I tell them I cut my own hair.

Eat a livermush sandwich with mustard (this is especially fun in front of a yankee) and put peanuts in my bottle of soda.

Eating very slowly, like my mama did.

Using the crapper.

Eating.