My wife was scared to have child simply because of medical intervention and how hospitals treat women in labor as another job instead of a new mother. We had c section and the amount of times they tried to push circumcision and hep B Vax when he was literally under 12 hours post partum was infuriating.
Cesarean is bad as well, though less painful for the mother, it robs your progeny of your spouse’s gut flora, as the baby exits directly against the anus they pick up bacteria that they’ll need for their digestive system.
It’s why my wife will be at-home natural, with no fucking piece of shit doctors trying to inject vitamin fucking K and everything else shots into my newborn. My wife will have the best gut flora, and we will exercise daily during her pregnancy. Grow all our own food, live our own way, start our own cellular livelihood away from degenerate society
You could just smear shit on the baby after the c section no?
That’s a fantastic idea
We wanted a birth at home, his chord was wrapped around his neck and he was stuck breach
Make sure you find a chiropractor who specializes in natural birth. My wife and I saw one for months before the baby came, once she hit 511 min split contractions, the labor was 2.5 hours.
That’s fast, no egg-shape head I bet
I'm about to be dealing with this very soon. Planned a home birth, mini complication makes it illegal for midwives to do a home birth, so you're then stuck either going full solo at home or combatting the hospital. Due to the nature of the complication we'll use the hospital. We've done it before and we're good at telling them to fuck off with their interventions unless truly necessary. Final unknown is how shitty the pediatrician might get after delivery. They're pretty insistent that you keep the baby at the hospital for 24hr minimum, or 48hr if you refused their gay group B strep test and didn't nuke the baby with antibiotics in the womb, fucking lol. Some pediatricians will send CPS to your house if you take your newborn out of the hospital before they want, even if you sign their jewish "against medical advice" form. We're not going to be bullied over it. If they want to send CPS to come fuck around and find out, so be it. Maybe that would help out the next parent with less spine.
Sorry to hear about your stress. There is a difference between a midwife a a licensed nurse midwife. Usually they are allowed to do a little more. They can also be a great tool and person of advocacy in the delivery room so you and your wife can just focus kn having your baby. Midwives can fulfill many duties. Don't sell yourself short if you don't need to. If the baby is breach maybe look into getting ECV?
These midwives are licensed nurses. One is an MD. They'll be with us as doulas. Nothing major, just a minor placental tear that knocks the midwives out of being able to do an out of hospital birth without risking their licenses. We're as well prepared to deal with the hospital setting as anyone can be.
And yeah. We've had these midwives turn a baby before. It's pretty impressive.
You should seriously get an airbnb in a different state to give birth
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