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Inches, fuck your metrics

Inches, fuck your metrics

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the morning i was born my old man beat up the doctor he clocked the doctor cos the doctor said i look like chewbacca, the doctor said sir youre mislead sir which infers you mistook me i did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookie what i mean is wolverine is less hairy than your son he looks like chewie, and a hong kong fooey all in one to put it mild your newborn child is completely nutty foo foo lookin id shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin.