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Inches, fuck your metrics

Inches, fuck your metrics

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[–] 5 pts

About two inches above my waist. That's where it stops growing. Haven't visited a barber or hair stylist in almost 20 years.

[–] 3 pts

Down to my chin but b/c i was nirvana fan, i've kept it short my whole adult life. Just less hassle that way.

[–] 3 pts

Inches, fuck your metrics

[–] 3 pts

About down to half of my back.

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[–] 2 pts

Well, my whole life honestly. I've been growing my hair since before birth and I'm still growing it today.

[–] 1 pt

the morning i was born my old man beat up the doctor he clocked the doctor cos the doctor said i look like chewbacca, the doctor said sir youre mislead sir which infers you mistook me i did not mean your lovely wife was shacking up with a wookie what i mean is wolverine is less hairy than your son he looks like chewie, and a hong kong fooey all in one to put it mild your newborn child is completely nutty foo foo lookin id shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin.

[–] 2 pts

The length where it starts to get under your back laying down. Shortest has been buzz cut.

[–] 1 pt

whoa! 2+ feet!?

[–] 4 pts

Your shoulders are two feet from your head?

[–] 3 pts

This made me laugh out loud. Thank you

[–] 0 pt

no, just never had it that long.......what does it take? 18" ?

Right now mine is probably close to 30 inches.

[–] 1 pt

Nick drake length

[–] 1 pt

I'm starting to bald on top, so I keep it longer on top to help fill it in.

When I'm due for a haircut, it's about 3+ inches on top. After haircut, it's 2-3 on top, and short on the sides.

[–] 1 pt

for a few years a little over 2 ft long. now I was a guy 5'10 200 lbs and a weightlifter. people would without looking up call me miss. they perceived the hair but not the biker redneck it was attached to. I just stared at them until they apologized.

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