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What's keeping me from getting a horse from someone that can't afford it anymore, and chopping it up an eating it?

I've eaten many different meats over the years, and I've heard horse tastes pretty good.

As long as don't use any power tools and have enough towels to catch the blood, I should be good, right? I'm trying to be as discrete as possible so my downstairs neighbors won't find out and report me to the apartment complex management. I used to do a lot of whittling, so I have knives and stuff.

I know you can't eat a horse's tail and feet, and some other parts.

I'll freeze what I can and flush the remainder down the toilet.

Has anyone don't this before? Any tips?

What's keeping me from getting a horse from someone that can't afford it anymore, and chopping it up an eating it? I've eaten many different meats over the years, and I've heard horse tastes pretty good. As long as don't use any power tools and have enough towels to catch the blood, I should be good, right? I'm trying to be as discrete as possible so my downstairs neighbors won't find out and report me to the apartment complex management. I used to do a lot of whittling, so I have knives and stuff. I know you can't eat a horse's tail and feet, and some other parts. I'll freeze what I can and flush the remainder down the toilet. Has anyone don't this before? Any tips?

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You must be pretty hungry if you could eat a horse.

Practical advice: Horses (and other large herbivores) have large stomachs and intestines. Say you get a horse into your apartment and slit it's throat. Several gallons of blood gush onto the floor, the horse thrashes about demolishing your furniture and kicking holes in the walls. Then you need to string it up (or the blood will pool in the meat), and gut it. You'll probably need a couple of wheelbarrows to take out the inedible (depending on how hungry you are) parts. It's not going to fit down the toilet. The smell would be noticeable, very noticeable.

If you live in an apartment, you're probably better off just "adopting" cats from the animal shelter or something.

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Now this is the kind of advice I'm looking for!

You're right. Horse's are too much of a hassle. I'll stick with cats, and dogs, and anyone else I can catch.

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Your initial premise was stupid, but this is comment actually funny. I hope it was meant in jest.