What's keeping me from getting a horse from someone that can't afford it anymore, and chopping it up an eating it? I've eaten many different meats over the years, and I've heard horse tastes pretty good. As long as don't use any power tools and have enough towels to catch the blood, I should be good, right? I'm trying to be as discrete as possible so my downstairs neighbors won't find out and report me to the apartment complex management. I used to do a lot of whittling, so I have knives and stuff. I know you can't eat a horse's tail and feet, and some other parts. I'll freeze what I can and flush the remainder down the toilet. Has anyone don't this before? Any tips?