You actually spent valuable time writing that shit.
You actually spent valuable time writing that shit.
listen, Mr FBI agent trying to entrap someone here into giving you body disposal tips for plus sized women:
I recommend you try your antics over at Reddit. just advertise the potential of filling a bathtub up with warm horse organmeats and ask if any of those degenerate fucks would like to crawl into it with you and snuggle. I'm sure you'll find yourself a boy-toy or two.
good luck!
listen, Mr FBI agent trying to entrap someone here into giving you body disposal tips for plus sized women:
I recommend you try your antics over at Reddit. just advertise the potential of filling a bathtub up with warm horse organmeats and ask if any of those degenerate fucks would like to crawl into it with you and snuggle. I'm sure you'll find yourself a boy-toy or two.
good luck!
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You must be pretty hungry if you could eat a horse.
Practical advice: Horses (and other large herbivores) have large stomachs and intestines. Say you get a horse into your apartment and slit it's throat. Several gallons of blood gush onto the floor, the horse thrashes about demolishing your furniture and kicking holes in the walls. Then you need to string it up (or the blood will pool in the meat), and gut it. You'll probably need a couple of wheelbarrows to take out the inedible (depending on how hungry you are) parts. It's not going to fit down the toilet. The smell would be noticeable, very noticeable.
If you live in an apartment, you're probably better off just "adopting" cats from the animal shelter or something.
You must be pretty hungry if you could eat a horse.
Practical advice: Horses (and other large herbivores) have large stomachs and intestines. Say you get a horse into your apartment and slit it's throat. Several gallons of blood gush onto the floor, the horse thrashes about demolishing your furniture and kicking holes in the walls. Then you need to string it up (or the blood will pool in the meat), and gut it. You'll probably need a couple of wheelbarrows to take out the inedible (depending on how hungry you are) parts. It's not going to fit down the toilet. The smell would be noticeable, very noticeable.
If you live in an apartment, you're probably better off just "adopting" cats from the animal shelter or something.
Now this is the kind of advice I'm looking for!
You're right. Horse's are too much of a hassle. I'll stick with cats, and dogs, and anyone else I can catch.
Now this is the kind of advice I'm looking for!
You're right. Horse's are too much of a hassle. I'll stick with cats, and dogs, and anyone else I can catch.
Your initial premise was stupid, but this is comment actually funny. I hope it was meant in jest.
Your initial premise was stupid, but this is comment actually funny. I hope it was meant in jest.
It's been a while since anyone has posted this kind of stupidity. Congratulations.
It's been a while since anyone has posted this kind of stupidity. Congratulations.
Bad idea
Bad idea
On the off-chance this is legit, bute.
Most horses in the US have been treated with bute at some point in their lives. Once a horse has had this in their system, they are considered unfit for human consumption. There are several other drugs given to them that can make them unfit for human consumption, but bute is to the horse world what advil/tylenol is to humans pretty much everyone's had it at some point, and likely more than once.
Also, horses can be difficult to kill humanely. Unlike cattle or goats, you can't use a stun bolt on them because their skulls are so thick. For a humane kill you either do it with meds (unfit for consumption again) or with a .22 rifle, pressed to a very specific part of the forehead (and a higher power than .22 is usually recommended to ensure no mishaps.)
On the off-chance this is legit, bute.
Most horses in the US have been treated with bute at some point in their lives. Once a horse has had this in their system, they are considered unfit for human consumption. There are several other drugs given to them that can make them unfit for human consumption, but bute is to the horse world what advil/tylenol is to humans pretty much everyone's had it at some point, and likely more than once.
Also, horses can be difficult to kill humanely. Unlike cattle or goats, you can't use a stun bolt on them because their skulls are so thick. For a humane kill you either do it with meds (unfit for consumption again) or with a .22 rifle, pressed to a very specific part of the forehead (and a higher power than .22 is usually recommended to ensure no mishaps.)
Wow, that was very informative. Thanks!
Wow, that was very informative. Thanks!
Do you actually want horse meat, or do you want meat?
Do you actually want horse meat, or do you want meat?
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