Wisdom is knowing that a tomato does not belong in a fruit salad.
Cherry tomatoes would like to have a talk with you.
Never had cherry tomatoes in a fruit salad, but I'll try it in the future
It's very common in Asia. It comes with a sweet mayonnaise dressing.
You can't put mayonnaise on fucking fruit you fucking barbarians.
I knew a Chinese lady who continually put cherry tomatoes in the fruit salad at her breakfast restaurant. Customers and employees alike would try to tell her it was off-putting for White people, but she would always smile and say "but tomatoes are sweet". Nothing and no one could convince her to stop. She went out of business a few years later.
What's the fucking deal with Chinese people and not understanding tomatoes don't go in the fuit salad?
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