On a 1200 baud modem
On a 1200 baud modem
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I don't do handshakes, I grab them by the jaw and stare in their eyes as I explain why that chimney wasn't connected to the building.
I don't do handshakes, I grab them by the jaw and stare in their eyes as I explain why that chimney wasn't connected to the building.
I’m still shaking his hand.
I’m still shaking his hand.
I am sure it was wet.
I am sure it was wet.
When I was a teenager, we used to try to crush each other's hands. Some of those bond-grinders lasted several minutes.
When I was a teenager, we used to try to crush each other's hands. Some of those bond-grinders lasted several minutes.
I had a friend in high school that any time we met up, we'd shake hands and wouldn't let go for an entire conversation. The handshake could have easily been up to 5 minutes. No idea why we started doing it, but we both just kept doing handshakes that way.
I had a friend in high school that any time we met up, we'd shake hands and wouldn't let go for an entire conversation. The handshake could have easily been up to 5 minutes. No idea why we started doing it, but we both just kept doing handshakes that way.
I've been shaking hands with the bishop for three decades now...
I've been shaking hands with the bishop for three decades now...
At the bar i work at there is a guest who always shows up, he has some autistic tendencies mixed with asberger, i guess im the asshole. But i know he doesnt know when to stop shaking my hand when he greets me (he is a nice guy but rather awkward) so last time i wanted to test this out when he was leaving, quite tipsy indeed. I had to cut it short at 30 seconds.. I like him tho, so didnt have any ill intentions, guess i was bored.
At the bar i work at there is a guest who always shows up, he has some autistic tendencies mixed with asberger, i guess im the asshole. But i know he doesnt know when to stop shaking my hand when he greets me (he is a nice guy but rather awkward) so last time i wanted to test this out when he was leaving, quite tipsy indeed. I had to cut it short at 30 seconds.. I like him tho, so didnt have any ill intentions, guess i was bored.
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When was the last time I even shook a hand?
Only a gimmick hand shake would have been the longest. 10-15 seconds?
When was the last time I even shook a hand?
Only a gimmick hand shake would have been the longest. 10-15 seconds?
That time down in South America when my old pal Dutch said "You sonofabitch!" and then we arm-wrestled during the handshake. Unfortunately, I was killed later by an alien in light-bending armor who blew off my arm with his shoulder-mounted laser just as I started to fire my SMG. But the arm with the SMG kept firing it! That was quite a scene... uh... in my life!
That time down in South America when my old pal Dutch said "You sonofabitch!" and then we arm-wrestled during the handshake. Unfortunately, I was killed later by an alien in light-bending armor who blew off my arm with his shoulder-mounted laser just as I started to fire my SMG. But the arm with the SMG kept firing it! That was quite a scene... uh... in my life!
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