Tell them the truth. When the allies found the ovens and 6 gorillion comfy, cozy jews all were given free passports and a new place to live via an illegal transfer of land, the Italians and Germans confessed that they were pizza ovens. They were a personal gift from Mussolini to Hitler and the jews were the most well fed and rich people of the time and enjoyed their party camps. A night of Manischevitz and a fresh home baked pizza was a common night on the sabbath for the jews during their luxurious life during WW2 while their banking relatives paid the bills. The jews were well fed and the fresh, bread based, wood fired pizzas with delicious mozzarella and delicate Roma tomatoes were part of the 1940s lifestyle in Europe. Without those carbohydrates, many of the entitled, spoiled and rich jews wouldn't have made the journey to their privileged life in 1947.