One time i ate 3 boxes of trisket crackers in 1 day. Triskets have a large amount of iron in them, this constipated so bad it had me doubled over in pain with extreme stomach cramps. I spent the next two days curled into a ball in pain, sipping water and hating myself, thinking i was dying because of the blood that kept comming out when i would try to shit.. When i finally managed to shit some time later, my poop was dark green from all the iron. I now know there is a warning on the trisket cracker box that says ingesting too much iron could cause digestive distress and warns against it.
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Everything in moderation
Can relate. Whenever I get constipated, good lord, that's the worst. Even if you manage to crawl to the toilet and dump it, the pain will be staying with you for quite a while.
oh my god WaWhite... triskets!!!
when I was young and broke I had a box of pasta shells and a block of Velveeta cheese, decided to make a huge pot of mac n cheese. Ate it for supper, then in a hurry the next morning had it for breakfast, came home from college and had it for lunch. Quick bowl before bed and it was all gone had it for 4 meals straight.
That night at like 2 am woke up with stomach cramps, sat on the toilet and let just say my drain was clogged. I actually bled to get that thing out, dunno if a man can really call it an "episiotomy" but that brick split me open on its way out, it actually made an audible "kerplunk" as it hit the water then a "thunmp" as hit the porcelain. I popped a blood vessel in my eye straining so hard.
Wouldnt say it's the "worst" pain I ever had, but I'll never forget it.
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