when I was young and broke I had a box of pasta shells and a block of Velveeta cheese, decided to make a huge pot of mac n cheese. Ate it for supper, then in a hurry the next morning had it for breakfast, came home from college and had it for lunch. Quick bowl before bed and it was all gone had it for 4 meals straight. That night at like 2 am woke up with stomach cramps, sat on the toilet and let just say my drain was clogged. I actually bled to get that thing out, dunno if a man can really call it an "episiotomy" but that brick split me open on its way out, it actually made an audible "kerplunk" as it hit the water then a "thunmp" as hit the porcelain. I popped a blood vessel in my eye straining so hard. Wouldnt say it's the "worst" pain I ever had, but I'll never forget it.