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[–] • 6 pts

Giving birth.

[–] • 3 pts

I made sure to have my wife along for moral support.

[–] • 2 pts

Toss-up between the open tib-fib spiral fracture of my left leg (which severed an artery), or the multiple calcium oxalate kidney stones I passed.

My wife has had 4 kids and 1 kidney stone. She told me the kidney stone was worse.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Try years of kidney blockage due to cancer. Days trying to pass a kidney stone is the same. One of my kidneys is 30% smaller than the other due to years of damage.

[–] • 3 pts

christ, what causes that?

[–] • 3 pts

I had maxillofacial surgery with only local anesthetic. Hurt like a bitch. Definitely gave me ptsd. Sitting in a dentist chair makes me sweat profusely, even for a routine cleaning. I’ll never forget that surgeons name. Guess what he’s a fucking Jew.

[–] • 1 pt

What??? Why only a local?

[–] • 1 pt

Insurance wouldn’t cover it

[–] • 1 pt

That sounds utterly painful as can be

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

What did you have done? I had 3 wisdom and 2 molars taken out with general anesthetic by a maxi surgeon. Paid cash. Was like $3800 ish.

[–] • 3 pts

I was once stabbed in the back with a butterfly knife by a frenchman wearing a tuxedo and a ski mask.

[–] • 3 pts (edited )

One time i ate 3 boxes of trisket crackers in 1 day. Triskets have a large amount of iron in them, this constipated so bad it had me doubled over in pain with extreme stomach cramps. I spent the next two days curled into a ball in pain, sipping water and hating myself, thinking i was dying because of the blood that kept comming out when i would try to shit.. When i finally managed to shit some time later, my poop was dark green from all the iron. I now know there is a warning on the trisket cracker box that says ingesting too much iron could cause digestive distress and warns against it.

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[–] • 2 pts

Can relate. Whenever I get constipated, good lord, that's the worst. Even if you manage to crawl to the toilet and dump it, the pain will be staying with you for quite a while.

[–] • 1 pt

oh my god WaWhite... triskets!!!

[–] • 1 pt

when I was young and broke I had a box of pasta shells and a block of Velveeta cheese, decided to make a huge pot of mac n cheese. Ate it for supper, then in a hurry the next morning had it for breakfast, came home from college and had it for lunch. Quick bowl before bed and it was all gone had it for 4 meals straight.

That night at like 2 am woke up with stomach cramps, sat on the toilet and let just say my drain was clogged. I actually bled to get that thing out, dunno if a man can really call it an "episiotomy" but that brick split me open on its way out, it actually made an audible "kerplunk" as it hit the water then a "thunmp" as hit the porcelain. I popped a blood vessel in my eye straining so hard.

Wouldnt say it's the "worst" pain I ever had, but I'll never forget it.

[–] • 3 pts

The stench of niggers in a lift.

[–] • 2 pts

Pancreatitus. A bad combination of meds, alcohol, and sugar caused my pancreas to basically start spewing acidic enzymes inside my body for several days. Felt like constant heartburn and acid reflux dialed up, puked anytime I tried to eat or drink. Then the pain of not eating kicked in. It was probably more misery than physical pain, but it was memorable.

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

My friend died from that, well actually from medical mismanagement of it. He screamed holy hell he was in so much pain.

[–] • 2 pts

Gall stones. Women who have had kids and gall stones all agree that gall stones are worse than delivering a baby by far.

I wanted to fucking die they hurt that badly. The worst part was I went to the hospital and because I'm not a fat slob, they didn't even consider that it was a possibility. They probably assumed I was just trying to score pain meds, and didn't run any tests on me until the next day when a new doctor came in and I hadn't slept or moved out of a position I managed to find that allowed me to breath a bit without causing myself too much pain. By the time the tests came back, I had passed them.

[–] • 2 pts

Had my gallbladder removed last April. I’ve felt your pain friend, two stones were so large they wouldn’t go through the duct and impacted into my bladder wall.

[–] • 0 pt

Which hurt more, the gallbladder or the bladder?

[–] • 1 pt

christ man, at what age do they appear and why?

[–] • 3 pts

The gall bladder stores bile which your body uses to break down fats from your diet. The stones form when you are deficient in bile or eat a bunch of shit that clogs your gall bladder, and usually hits people over 45. In my case, when I was 12 I stepped on a nail and was told to get a tetanus shot. A few weeks later I was in the hospital with an appendix that was in the process of bursting. I spent almost 4 days after the surgery having a tube up my nose and down my throat sucking out bile, which made me deficient in bile that would set me up for the stones about 20 years later.

Nobody ever told me about replacing the bile, which can be easily done by taking bile salts (pill form) sold at damn nearby health food store.

Eat lots of real fats (animal) and avoid foods that spike your insulin level (sugars and carbs) and you will avoid gall stones along with a shit load of other health issues that plague our society.

The pain is nothing to even wish on someone. I was constantly thinking about how to kill myself, everything from going to a busy street and throwing my head under a bus, to running my car in the garage with me in it. But I am white and as soon as I would think of anything like this, I would also think about how much of an inconvenience that would be for everyone on the bus, how me dying on my property would affect the resale value of my house, and for every single method, I would always think about how fucked up my kids would become without their real dad. I was trying to convince myself that if they knew the pain I was in, they would give me permission to go.

Take care of your gall bladder.

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