What was your last phone conversation about, and who did it involve?

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I bet it was spicy.

Could be about insurrection, or maybe even tax evasion.

But I know you want to share.

Tell me about your unregistered firearms, babe.

For only $9.99 a minute, I'll listen to exactly how big your compound is.

I bet it is big enough for me, and all of my friends.

Won't you let us in?

I bet it was spicy. Could be about insurrection, or maybe even tax evasion. But I know you want to share. Tell me about your unregistered firearms, babe. For only $9.99 a minute, I'll listen to exactly how big your compound is. I bet it is big enough for me, and all of my friends. Won't you let us in?

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I was on the line with The Chief at Control when my Shoe went dead

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You'll have to appear in person and use the cone of silence.

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Do you still have the dungeon with the elevator and the sliding steel doors? Somebody took my ID card. ____Ghislaine (Agent 69)

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Would you believe.....no?

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That's shoe biz. I always got tied up by the party line. ____ Ghislaine

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That's shoe biz

Especially when its a "Really Big Shoe".

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Retard...Everyone knows you MUST use the "Cone of Silence" when talking to the Chief...

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Apparently you haven't watched many episodes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eik96tIjAg

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I believe that site protocol dictates that I should indicate that my last phone call was to your Mama, in order to arrange to have sex with her.

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I was talking to this glowie about fingerprinting on forums.

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Interestingly, my last phone conversation was relative to which accepted data diode in AWS was the best for the solution being sought. It got a bit more complicated from there.

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Spent an hour talking with F. B. Ingersol. He asked a lot of questions about poal…

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I called my apartment complex's office to report someone shooting pigeons off the balconies with high powered pellet guns. Turns out they hired them. I wish I could move. I already only use my balcony because that's where my washer and dryer are because of my crappy downstairs neighbors who stink me out with chemicals. And the dog poop that is not cleaned up is lovely to look at so it's so enjoyable to be out there.