YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL FATHER!!!!!!!!
Real daddy wanted a pack of cigarettes 32 years.
He ain't coming back.
How can I be sure even he was my real father? Source?
Source: his balls
Confirmation: yo momma nine months later
Real daddy wanted a pack of cigarettes 32 years.
He ain't coming back.
How can I be sure even he was my real father? Source?
Source: his balls
Confirmation: yo momma nine months later
M-ma-mah Momma is dead boo hoo-hoo!
I am not pissed at you. I am concerned for you... You misunderstand.
I am afraid you may get something incurable.
Why do you think I have to spank her? Your momma is a baaaad girl.
trust me. You dont want to touch that... not even to whip its ass with a 10 meter cattle prod.
I spank my monkey, as you spank my mama
My mom is married and probably a better shot than you, goodluck and godspeed.
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