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The other day i was watching this video where john stossel was interviewing the babylon bee. its on youtube if you want to check it out

at some point, one of the interviewees tell the story of how she was taken aback the first time she was asked what her pronouns were. she clearly wasn't expecting it, so couldn't really give a good answer, she went something like "she i guess".

that got me thinking. i have never been in that situation, nor do i expect to be. but better be prepared.

here's what i've come up so far.

for you, none. do not address me. take a wild guess, i'm sure you can figure it out

what would you answer?

The other day i was watching this video where john stossel was interviewing the babylon bee. its on youtube if you want to check it out at some point, one of the interviewees tell the story of how she was taken aback the first time she was asked what her pronouns were. she clearly wasn't expecting it, so couldn't really give a good answer, she went something like "she i guess". that got me thinking. i have never been in that situation, nor do i expect to be. but better be prepared. here's what i've come up so far. for you, none. do not address me. take a wild guess, i'm sure you can figure it out what would you answer?

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Fuck and You

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Shut the fuck and, no one cares.

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You replied, so I know you care.

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You are neither Joe, who I care about nor Ronald Trump who is my one and only.

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Best answer!

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Heavenly Father (monday, tuesday, wednesday, friday, saturday, and sunday) and Adolf Hitler (thursday only) also works for me.

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Chancellor , or Reichsfuhrer

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The only pronouns that an individual should ever use, are he or she. I don't care if someone identifies as nonbinary, butchering the English language should not be tolerated.

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Butchering one's own genitalia seems to be a slippery slope to misuse of their, they're, and there.

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Butchering one's own genitalia is a disrespect to the laws of nature. Some might still say that homosexual sex is a disrespect to the laws of nature. But, I, for one, am willing to let the latter slide, because what people do in the privacy of their bedrooms, is not affecting the general public.

But, we give these freaks an inch, and they want to take a mile. Now, these degenerates want to walk freely into women's restrooms to assault women and little girls, dominate women's sports, and butcher basic English grammar with their warped perception of pronouns. The insanity and brainwashing needs to be purged.

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His royal highness/Our royal highness

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Sir and Mister.

If those aren't acceptable, Lord and Master will do.

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I am Master of the Universe

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”I don't understand that, it's not part of my culture"

"Stop mansplaining it to me, Karen"

"What culture? Ever heard of a 1000 year Reich? Of course you didn't bigot."

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My pronouns are thou and thine.

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Unfortunately I live in an area where this question comes up from time to time. Thou and thee is what I go with. I get a mix of knowing smiles, angry eyerolls that I'm turning their game around on them, and people straight up referring to me as thou.

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God/Lord/Creator Of The Universe

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I would've thought , Anus Expander...

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