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[–] • 11 pts

Just come to my house with any kind of MLM scheme (makeup, cookware, clothes, jewelry, whatever) and my wife will let you right in and gladly hand over outrageous sums of money to a complete stranger.

[–] • 1 pt

Would you like a copy of Watchtower magazine maam?

[–] • 6 pts

Window is a classic. But what about a sliding glass door? That'd be like coming through a window and door at the same time.

[–] • 2 pts

Ya that is pretty convenient

[–] • 5 pts

Fuck around and find out nigger

[–] • 5 pts

I always pegged you as a backdoor man.

[–] • 0 pt

I always pegged you

Fag.

[–] • 3 pts

I am inside your walls

[–] • 3 pts

Make sure Im not home...

[–] • 3 pts

Whether you come through the window or door you'll also have to come through six rounds of 45 colt

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

If I’m in my bedroom when it happens it’s 17 rounds of 12g. 10-12 of .40 or larger in any other room.

I do want a revolver though, I like a .357. Something older, I hate these new revolvers with no hammer

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

Wait for me to come home and ambush myself in the driveway, take the keys and get in.

[–] • 2 pts

I don't have a house. We are watching yours, however.

[–] • 1 pt

no birdhouse?

[–] • 1 pt

Not needed. We're watching you 27/7/365, so there's no time for a house.

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