I'm getting older and older, should I buy some kind of sports car or muscle car or something to feel younger? What about one of those electric Mach !'s? What about a jeep? Or a jeep truck? Or some convertible? What about a Jaguar? Also, somebody here today called me a cunt.

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Okay, I'm writing this down.

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Once all my kids are grown up and out of the house I'll give this a go. It sounds awesome. Where to find a place without people though, east coast US is pretty full.

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I said the same thing the other day. Youngest is out in about 8 years. Selling the house and all this shit buying a new truck and travel trailer and heading out.

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I'm pretty much afraid of bikes but man I'd love to own and drive one.

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'Ride one' !!! You cunt, lmao.

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Well, I was considering it but then I get called 'cunt' again. So forget it.

But, like what, a Harley or something else?

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>'Ride one' !!!

Oh man, just now caught that, that was dumb lol.

Tired.

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Find a hobby. I discovered farming after I left the city a couple of years ago. I also started disconnecting myself from the grid and so on. I find great satisfaction in that.

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Same, people do not realize what satisfaction gardening brings, and a lot more.

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Basically, it's my way of saying a big "fuck you" to big government and corporate America. I don't need you. Leave me the fuck alone.

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For sure.

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me personally, id say get you a government surplus hummer and mount a 50 cal on it. nothing will make you feel more alive than standing on the back of a hummer and shooting a 50.... preferrably in anger.... at.... watermelons..

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Watermelon-Americans

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lol

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Mellon suckers, basketball chuckers, load the 50 and shoot those fuckers.

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My cousin has one, says the only thing that it won't go past is a gas station.

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still.. about 4k. cant beatem

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Build an airplane. That's what I'm doing and if I get to fly it before I shuffle off the mortal coil, I will be happy but it matters not.

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You know Gene Kranz? My kids got to see his vintage plane one day in his garage.

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Was going to suggest also 'build something'

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When you inevitably tire of it I’ll buy it from you for 1/3 of what you have into it

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You don't know me, but thanks for the offer.

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If you are not married maybe buy a Ukrainian wife, I hear they are pretty cheap recently.

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Been married for over four decades, but she was a natural blonde, Nordic looking girl. Now she's getting naturally gray.

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Good for you man. I was just making a mid life crisis joke about a guy I know.

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lol yeah her sisters and mother, all blondes, even her dad, I was blonde as a kid..

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Get a Toyota supra. Nice looking car.

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Its a BMW z car... you may as well buy that.

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True, but Toyota gives you the warranty on their paper. Better service.

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You sure that's cool enough?

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Oh yeah. Chicas will be all over it.

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But I'm pansexual and sheeeeit.

In school I never had a cool car, sadly.

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No. Buy 23 guns instead.

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I don't even own one but don't tell anybody.

It's okay I live in a redneck town and my boys are loaded for bear.

A few years ago I was handling an assault rifle in the street there and nobody was surprised.

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"Assualt rifle"...... you're really sounding like a cunt now lol

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Lol exactly. Was looking for a rise, I'm depressed, bored, and disappointed.

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Ariel Atom. It's like a motorcycle but you won't fall over and if you don't like the open air design you could wear a face diaper to keep the bugs out ;)

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I'll check it out, sounds like my speed..

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Buy what u like, cunt

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Maybe you don't understand, I don't KNOW what I want.

What do I want?

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When u wake up tomorrow morning, you will know. Go with your gut.

HINT: a rat-rod.

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I LOVE LS powered Rat Rods!

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Now I'll have to look up 'rat-rod.'

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YouTube has all kinds of videos of people taking their trucks to MOAB, desert trails, lakes, ponds, streams, woods roads. You can enjoy their ride virtually and see what others say about their vehicles, pro and con. Its a great way to determine if wanting is better than having before you spend any money.