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In some crappy version of reality where you must be married to, committed to, loving emotionally and physically towards one of the following people which do you choose?

In some crappy version of reality where you must be married to, committed to, loving emotionally and physically towards one of the following people which do you choose?

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A big ol' fat white of the opposite sex
25 % (13 votes)
A physically fit nigger or negress of the opposite sex
15 % (8 votes)
A person of your choosing as long as they're the same sex as you and you're a faggot now
2 % (1 votes)
Fuck you!
19 % (10 votes)
Fuck You!
38 % (20 votes)

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[–] • 3 pts

Marry a fatty and then get her to lose weight.

[–] • 2 pts

That's like trying to marry a nigger and get her to stop acting like a nigger. It's not going to happen. Most fat bitches have no will power or motivation to change anything.

[–] • 0 pt

They would have will and motivation, trust me.

[–] • 3 pts

We Hate FAT Nigger Faggots MOST!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

These would you rather questions are fucking gay. No one is going to make me do shit. I don't fucking care if you kill me or torture me, that's on you.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

forced trichotomy

I mean... Also this is a defeated question.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm starting to hate pollsters.

[–] • 0 pt

Every. Single. Time.

[–] • 0 pt

What's with "Error: You can't vote on polls yet."

[–] • 1 pt

Are you a Jew? I do believe poal is programmed to see Jews as dirty and not let them vote until they hit the showers first.

[–] • 0 pt

No fuck joos. I think joo is more offensive than calling them jews which is also offensive.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

Fatties have 100% chosen to be fat. Fuck them.

*wait wut? No do not fuck them. That's gross.

[–] • 1 pt

Wat about muh glands?

[–] • 0 pt

Not buying it.

[–] • 0 pt

Yes goy, people who struggle to live in the goy farm are inferior. Fatties in particular are probably just under too much stress and anxiety. They wouldn't be so fat if they just learned to live in the moment like the sub 80 IQ niggers.

[–] • 0 pt

Fuck you = WINNER.

[–] • 0 pt

This is near impossible. Every move a loss.

[–] • 0 pt

Huh?? There are not one, but TWO 'fuck you' options!

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah but those are cheating.

[–] • 0 pt

Huh. I did not realize it default added the "Fuck you!" option and now there are two.

Well fuck me, I guess.

[+] [deleted] • 0 pt
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