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I've been fortunate enough to only sustain some superficial dog bites, cat scratches, and a variety of insect stings.

Worst probably being a yellow jacket that stung my lip. It had flown into my can of pop, and when I went to take a drink it got me. I looked like Sambo for a day.

I've been fortunate enough to only sustain some superficial dog bites, cat scratches, and a variety of insect stings. Worst probably being a yellow jacket that stung my lip. It had flown into my can of pop, and when I went to take a drink it got me. I looked like Sambo for a day.

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My dog kicked out with his back leg while trimming his nails and injured my right nut. Swelled up the size of a baseball, serious pain. The other was my son's cat that I had to grab to save it from running into traffic and it bit my hand. A couple hours later (It was a national holiday) I finally found a clinic. My hand was huge and hurt like Hell. I still love my pets lol

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It's not a dog, it's called a mule

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He fucking kicks like one alright.

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You're in denial

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Funniest story of the thread. Lol. Like OP I've been stung and biten and scratched but not too bad. Only thing is that now I have really bad reactions to some insects sting. Last time I was stung by a yellow jacket hornet my throat swallowed so much I couldn't breath properly. I had to go to the ER to get a shot of antihistamines. When I was a kid I've been pinball dropped in the air by a giant dog and I fell on my tailbone. It hurts a lot for a while.

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The other was my son's cat that I had to grab to save it from running into traffic and it bit my hand.

Should’ve let it run into traffic.