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I've been fortunate enough to only sustain some superficial dog bites, cat scratches, and a variety of insect stings.

Worst probably being a yellow jacket that stung my lip. It had flown into my can of pop, and when I went to take a drink it got me. I looked like Sambo for a day.

I've been fortunate enough to only sustain some superficial dog bites, cat scratches, and a variety of insect stings. Worst probably being a yellow jacket that stung my lip. It had flown into my can of pop, and when I went to take a drink it got me. I looked like Sambo for a day.

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A nigger stabbed me in the upper thigh.

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I need the story on this one lol

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10th grade , fighting yet another loud mouth burr head , have the nigger on the ground , sitting on it's chest raining down fists , and he pulls a switch blade out of his pocket and jabs my left thigh twice.

A friend intervened by stomping the niggers paw , the kicking it's head a few times. Fucker got me good. Went to ER took like 20 something stitches.

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fuck.

Ground n pound status. You kept it honorable, so there's respect (:

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I suffered a broken heart when my cat died.

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Now you can get a dog. So it isn’t the worst thing tbh.

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Haha. Naw. I have 2 cats now!

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Sorry to hear about your kitty, i hope you're feeling better

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Thanks, Tech. It's all good. Nothing lasts forever and I learned a lot from her

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Massive loss of brain cells from a wild Turkey.

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My dog kicked out with his back leg while trimming his nails and injured my right nut. Swelled up the size of a baseball, serious pain. The other was my son's cat that I had to grab to save it from running into traffic and it bit my hand. A couple hours later (It was a national holiday) I finally found a clinic. My hand was huge and hurt like Hell. I still love my pets lol

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It's not a dog, it's called a mule

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He fucking kicks like one alright.

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You're in denial

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Funniest story of the thread. Lol. Like OP I've been stung and biten and scratched but not too bad. Only thing is that now I have really bad reactions to some insects sting. Last time I was stung by a yellow jacket hornet my throat swallowed so much I couldn't breath properly. I had to go to the ER to get a shot of antihistamines. When I was a kid I've been pinball dropped in the air by a giant dog and I fell on my tailbone. It hurts a lot for a while.

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The other was my son's cat that I had to grab to save it from running into traffic and it bit my hand.

Should’ve let it run into traffic.

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Was holding my dad's yellow lab puppy that had grown to adolescence on my lap. Dog spun around to get up and used my face to move. 8 stitches on Thanksgiving just before dinner...

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A feral kitten. Assholes dump cats and kittens on farms because they are shit pet owners or are too cowardly to kill kittens from the pet they never bothered to desex, my wife and i went to catch a couple because they destroy wildlife and are major pests when they grow up. ive done it dozens of times before and rehomed around 20 of them and have had bites and scratches plenty of times. no big deal.

This one kitten was hiding in a pipe, i tried to chase it out one end to catch it and it came towards me. Easy catch. He got a little feisty, started biting and scratching, no big deal.

kept biting and scratching, okay...

ripped a tear in my finger and my whole hand is covered in blood... im a little concerned now...

punctures all over my hand from this demon kitten and i have meat poking out the side of my finger from a wound half an inch long and im trying to throw the fucker off me and he wont let go till i finally flick him off and he scatters to the bush leaving my hand looking like i stuck it in a fucking blender.

went to get stitches but they wont stitch animal bites so i have to strap the wound shut with tape and it keeps fucking opening over the next week. I have 8 scars on one finger alone from that fucker. Eventually caught him and tamed him and hes the friendliest cat ive ever had, wont leave me alone.

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unloading a new young bull from a trailer, he was maybe 350lb at the time had a harness over his head just more so to guide him to pasture. Neighbor lets his Jack Russel terrier out the dog bolts right for the cow barking. Bull spooks and takes off but he had been trained about head harness so every time i pulled the rope he would turn right, fucking dog chases the bull in circles around me, I'm young and dad is screaming "hold on to the rope boy, don't let him go" as he and the neighbor try to catch a full zoomy mode jack Russel.

Before I know it the bull has made about 6 loops around me the 12 foot rope is now 2 feet long and the panicking bull is also 2 feet from me, I am wrapped up from the waist down TIGHTLY bull finally decides to make a break for it kicks me in the thigh ans I fall down then he drags my wrapped up ass about 50 yards over hard dirt, roots, and ruts feet first. I'm 90% sure I had a concussion but we didn't test for that had x'rays and had a cracked rib, fractured tail bone and had a "bruise" on my thigh that went from taint to knee and had a limp for like 2 months.

year and a half later was best ribeye's I ever had though.

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Multiple motherfucking Japanese hornet stings (inner thigh) while cooking some nice ribs on the grill.

It burned like hell but I got that mofo and charred it.

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Those Asian Giant Hornets look fucking terrifying.

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Not so much an injury but the pain was excruciating. A jelly fish brushed against my leg. You could watch that shit going through my veins. They slowly started turning a yellowish color.

Only lasted maybe a half hour though.

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Numerous rat bites when I worked in an animal research lab. Minor bite from a friend's Chihuahua sent me to the ER for IV antibiotics for two days when it got infected. Bite from my cat while getting him down from a fence sent me back to the ER.

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A wild ball python bit my hand at the base of my thumb, going across my palm. I had obvious swelling and a massive oil slick bruise for weeks. It was incredibly painful and prevented me from using my dominant hand for weeks.

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