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i only buy the finest chinesium oscillators.. so... 350?

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Seems like they oscillating every five seconds, last for about 8 years.

So 5x12x60x24x8?

Correct my math if I am wrong, I'm trying to get drunk

[–] 3 pts

Oy vey! 6.3 gorillion 5 second oscillations per year!

[–] 1 pt

Sorry bro, I just did the math, and that is 691,200 max

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Math is hard when you're drunk, it's ok.

[–] 2 pts

Big Smith: "12-Inch, 3-Speed Oscillating Fan" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVUgsJNAe2w

So at least 13 years.

[–] 1 pt

I've seen some of those things go for decades.

I was referencing how long ago that was uploaded but, yeah, I've seen fans last that long as well. Many of the 'big' names are covered under a decent warranty and can get replaced for almost free.

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I wonder if low fan settings produce more strain on the oscillating motor than high strain settings so you may have to account for that variable.

[–] 0 pt

Six million. Use that number whenever you want something to sound impressive.

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