A while back, Wife and I were walking the dogs down on the big field below the house. We have a bunch of jew neighbors and they happened to be out with their measly dogs. (Why do jews have such lame dogs?) I was playing nice, since they were some of the neighbors, and the conversation turned somehow to pumpkin spice. Guess what? Turns out jews don’t like pumpkin spice. So odd. They all started talking about how they just hate the stuff. Well, I couldn’t resist. When the question naturally turned to me, I blurted out “Are you kidding? I’m so White I like pumpkin spice on my pumpkin spice!” And for a moment, they all gawked at me, knowing I’d called them all out for what they are, but in a way they couldn’t fight back.