I just carry around a bunch of cards that say "No matter how hard you virtue signal, we all know your father never loved you" and happily pass them out to the coals.
Do you really? I don't believe you.
It helps to be attractive. You have to be attractive to understand. If you aren't attractive, that explains why you don't believe me.
I am plenty attractive, sir. I hesitate to believe you because it's only a matter of time before some triggered attention whore takes it to the fake news or twitter mobs. So I probably would have heard about it right?
His mom told he was attractive.
Itll work because the nog with them ain't gonna fight you.
He jess dere tah fuck gnome seyin?!
Actually, even better. The nog doesn't have a father so he doesn't even consider what a fathers love is. It's a double-whammy.
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