I had a tomahawk but I broke it doing tomahawk stuff.

Slingshots bud. Get into slingshots. Slingshots are fucking cool AND useful

You're a faggot if you don't have any. It's just a guy thing to collect weapons and other cool shit.

Dunno if tools count. (Almost) Always have Leatherman Free K2 knife and Crunch locking pliers(!) on me. Figure having mini multi Gerber splice scissor tool in my pocket may be too much, but mini scissors are useful...

Schrade does oversized karambits that are really mini scythes;

https://www.amazon.com/Schrade-8Cr13MoV-Coated-Fixed-blade/dp/B019RSX5M0

I may or may not have a katana officer