I'm remembering the punk hair styles of my youth. Long spikes colored green or red extending from the heads of boys in black leather jackets. Then there were the long black overcoats of the Goths with their black eyeliner of my early manhood. Yet again there were the black Afro haircuts of my childhood. Which was dumber? It's a tough call. I think upon reflection that the Afro may get the prize for the dumbest hairstyle ever created.