> there is some kind of problem, likely a problem with us. Humans: So how long you guys been around in the neighborhood? Aliens: oh we've been watching Earth for about 40,000 years. Humans: oh wow that's amazing! Hey settle a debate we've been having, do you guys know about Jesus and Mohammed? Aliens: yeah we saw those guys. Jesus was really sweet & he got a raw deal. We never saw him walk on water or anything like that though. He was just a dude as far as we could tell. Oh & Mohammed he wasn't divine either but he wasn't sweet like Jesus. Yeah that mofo was a blood thirsty pedophile. Humans: ... [CHAOS ENSUES] __________ That's just one issue. There are even bigger ones.