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Government psyop operation
legitimate aliens not from Earth
Humans from the future
Interdimensional life forms
Secret advanced man-made technology
Demons
Natural weather effects or acts of nature that we do not understand
I have no clue whatsoever what to think about it
Fuck You!

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[–] 2 pts

We can deduce a number of facts from the alien presence.

There are multiple aliens - different species.

We are likely some kind of engineered sub species from one or more of these other races. We may have multiple groups here - racial diversity - from multiple experiments.

We are being quarantined. The monkeys with nukes are not allowed out of the solar system.

They are still engineering us.

Local space is likely very crowded - all the good planets are already taken. So we better get good a terraforming.

Some kind of treaty exists not to exterminate us or just take our planet. We could not stop them if they tried it.

That they don't just talk to us means there is some kind of problem, likely a problem with us. Something that prevents that interaction and denies us access to the fancy space ship technology.

The Americans, especially, have access to some of the fancy ship technology. Reversed engineered tech. Other nations also have some of it.

[–] 3 pts

there is some kind of problem, likely a problem with us.

Humans: So how long you guys been around in the neighborhood?

Aliens: oh we've been watching Earth for about 40,000 years.

Humans: oh wow that's amazing! Hey settle a debate we've been having, do you guys know about Jesus and Mohammed?

Aliens: yeah we saw those guys. Jesus was really sweet & he got a raw deal. We never saw him walk on water or anything like that though. He was just a dude as far as we could tell. Oh & Mohammed he wasn't divine either but he wasn't sweet like Jesus. Yeah that mofo was a blood thirsty pedophile.

Humans: ... [CHAOS ENSUES]

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That's just one issue. There are even bigger ones.