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I do it all the time. Like I'll look at my bike and comment out loud " she's a healthy steed". I will just make random goofy comments to amuse myself. Or I will kind of sometimes vaguely narrate what I am doing. My dog is usually around me and I kind of just do it to amuse both of us. Not sure I would do the same stuff if I was totally alone although I might. Anyway It just dawned on me that I might be legitimacy crazy. It doesn't bother me if I am.

I do it all the time. Like I'll look at my bike and comment out loud " she's a healthy steed". I will just make random goofy comments to amuse myself. Or I will kind of sometimes vaguely narrate what I am doing. My dog is usually around me and I kind of just do it to amuse both of us. Not sure I would do the same stuff if I was totally alone although I might. Anyway It just dawned on me that I might be legitimacy crazy. It doesn't bother me if I am.

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[–] [deleted] • 23 pts

I say nigger repeatedly throughout the day. I'll make nigger songs up while driving. It's definitely abnormal.

[–] [deleted] • 8 pts (edited )

Today I called a cardboard box that was the wrong size, a can opener, and my garage door a nigger. And a fly that got into my house I called a fucking nigger.

[–] • 11 pts

Flies are definitely jews... They rub their little hands together when they get ready to lick you. Consequently that is the best time to slap them, and when you slap them clap your hands about 3 inches above them and will get them every time. If you try to slap where they are landed you will miss.

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Thank god someone else knows the trick. If you cant manage a clap for some reason you can also slap the area 3 inches above them then squish them when they are stunned on the floor.

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I do it too, with everything, esp. my cat

[–] • 2 pts

The cat understands your intentions. Mine bites when I call her a nigger.

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Don’t be a caricature of an internet troll in real life. Don’t let the “forbidden word” dominate your mind. It’s capable of much more.

[–] [deleted] • 5 pts

You presume too much.

This is the language of my father and of his father

I was not pilled, I was born into it

[–] • 8 pts

Anything that even slightly inconveniences me gets called a nigger.

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I actually do the same thing, literally. I don't dislike all black people and I would never use that word around someone but I like saying it in private. Maybe just because its taboo. I sing this song when I'm jolly;

nigger nigger huh nigger what nigger who? nigger nigger what nigger filthy jew!

Again its not meant to be hateful that's not really my style. Its just fun to sing. Practice it.

Its meant to be sung quickly, feel free to adopt it.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

So it's not just me? I get very operatic in my nigger / jew songs.

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Sounds like coprolalia (en.wikipedia.org). I have that too. There's a regular, consistent stream of obscenities coming out of my mouth when I'm alone.

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Whenever I do something stupid, I'll call myself a "fucking idiot" out loud. It's like I'm channeling Anticlutch or something.

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Don't do that anymore. Your inner self doesn't know that you're joking or just saying it out of habit. Your inner self will take it seriously. Then when insight or a revelation comes to you your inner self will disregard it because you are to much of an idiot to do anything with it.

[–] • 5 pts

I randomly say, fuck you google into my phone. Or the fbi is full of fags. Stuff like that throughout the day

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It's normal for people with inner monologs.

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Yes all humans have a inner voice going non stop during all waking hours.

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No. At my age, I have earned my solitude.

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My user name makes me an authority on this, yes, it is normal.

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Yes I often narrate what I'm doing to the dog or the cat when I'm alone. They usually seem interested, especially when it involves their food but are always willing to listen.

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All the time, I crack me up!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I talk to my dog all the time and we have great conversations but he was quite the comedian. He sets me up all the time when I try to prove to my friends he can talk. Yea, I get kinda mad but he is my best friend.

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You just have to ask him the right questions. Like what does sandpaper feel like and what protects your house from the rain.

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All the time. My wife teases me about it.

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I do it. Not sure on how normal or healthy it is.

My concern is that I'll become too habitiated to doing it and either when I get old I'll end up a crazy old man just blurting shit out 24/7 or when I've had some drinks I'll let some shit slip or something.

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