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What do you guys do besides shoot the deer dead on your property? .s there some sort of tincture you can buy to spray on the plants?

What do you guys do besides shoot the deer dead on your property? .s there some sort of tincture you can buy to spray on the plants?

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Just piss around them in 6ft circle

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They never stand still long enough

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The plants

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I don't know why this made me laugh more than I have in weeks.

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Have you tried threatening them with legal action?

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legal action

Fuckin jew

Hah did they listen?

Did you try yelling at them?

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Install motion controlled auto turrets around the perimeter, hire some illegals to do clean up. If you enjoy venison, butcher the corpse and eat after seasoning it with herbs and spices, add in some mashed potatoes, asparagus and broccoli, with brussel sprouts too.

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They do sell auto turrets for pests, basically a sprinkler head on a motion detector. They’re somewhere between cool and super gay

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When I saw a clip of one hose down a bike-nog that was casing someones truck one night, I was sold on them.

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Cayenne Pepper. Sprinkle on and around plants. Natural deterrent that doesn’t affect the plant itself.

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Eat the deer first.

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GAU-8 Avenger

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A man of class. Also acceptable is non-rotary autocannons, such as the Bushmaster III IV, and soon to be released V.

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leave a severed deer head next to the plant.. they will get the message, and the stench will deter neighbors from popping in and being a bother..

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Kind of sort of HOA, probably won't go over well.

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Leave the severed head of the HOA president next to them.

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Shredded Irish Spring bar soap sprinkled around the area.

Have to reapply after a few rains as it washes away, but it's A) not offensive to humans (urine stinks), B) not harmful to plants or for ingesting (important for veg gardens). It's also readily available, relatively inexpensive and Easy.

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Urinate around the perimeter

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Metal fence post, post driver, 100 yds of 6lb monofilament, optionally some small bells.

Build a perimeter around the stuff they need to stay out of. Make sure to include a deer-sized buffer between outside circ of perimeter and things inside perimeter so the theiving assholes won't just stick their heads through.

Once or twice a season one of the bolder (or dumber) ones will probably tear down a level or two of monofilament. No big deal...that crap is like $6-8 a roll and you just replace the layer they f-ed up.

BONUS: You can use most of that equipment to ring your property with tripwires for the Feds when it comes to that. ;p

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