Pop goes the weasel! That'll get em thinkin.
metoo
I might show up to your wake if there's booze, food, and Mastadon
and I can be pretty sure you won't be there
gawdammit I would miss you so much I don't want everybody on Poal to see me cry
It will be a sad day...but not for me! I won't know or care!
If you don't go to your friends funeral, they won't go to yours.
Ouch :(
I've planned this for 20 years.
Akhnaten - Funeral of Amenhotep III
With more pyrotechnics and virgins on stage but you get the idea. That would be a good death.
But u won't even be around to enjoy it?! HAHAHAHAHA!
With a full sound system that will shake the other bones in their graves. Proper full send off. It only has one verse that perfectly fits a final goodbye.
Edit: And maybe
Also insist on a 18" subwoofer in the coffin
I have 2 18s, 3 15s, and 2 12s in my living and dining room. 1000w amp.
"Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, and it's a sing-along or the will is null and void
I love Slim! See also 'Boxcar Willie'.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNAXLtfQd7Y
Simple and to the point.
Troisième Leçon de Ténèbres (The Third Lesson of Darkness) -François Couperin
You have refined taste = probably gay
Not the first time I've been accused of being one'a them high falutin' fancy pants Nancy boy hoity toity book learnin' faggots.
I too suffer
Secret Agent Man
I knew a guy who had a UPC symbol tattooed on the back of his neck with his birth date and a blank for his death date
Then again I knew a lot of idiots
Johnny Rivers, or Junior Brown version?
River s of course
Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxnbAinnb8
-listen with headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY
looped until "the crowd" fucks off or has an anyurism.
I HATE that song, and hafta play it tomorrow at a rehearsal, fuck
The other one I didn't link was the special version of Oasis' Wonderwall. It plays it totally straight until the "...But May-beee...", then hangs on the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" for the next three minutes or so while the background music plays on.
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