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-it MUST be played, as loud as you specified in your will. The attendees must stay for its entirety.

My choice: 'Blood and Thunder' by Mastodon. Volume: 1,488 decibels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI

-it MUST be played, as loud as you specified in your will. The attendees must stay for its entirety. My choice: 'Blood and Thunder' by Mastodon. Volume: 1,488 decibels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=labytsb3gfI

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Pop goes the weasel! That'll get em thinkin.

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Nobody's gonna be there so WHO CARES

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metoo

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I might show up to your wake if there's booze, food, and Mastadon

and I can be pretty sure you won't be there

gawdammit I would miss you so much I don't want everybody on Poal to see me cry

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It will be a sad day...but not for me! I won't know or care!

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If you don't go to your friends funeral, they won't go to yours.

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I've planned this for 20 years.

Akhnaten - Funeral of Amenhotep III

https://youtu.be/XENvMGyy4J8

With more pyrotechnics and virgins on stage but you get the idea. That would be a good death.

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But u won't even be around to enjoy it?! HAHAHAHAHA!

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With a full sound system that will shake the other bones in their graves. Proper full send off. It only has one verse that perfectly fits a final goodbye.

Edit: And maybe

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Also insist on a 18" subwoofer in the coffin

Nigger until death!

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I have 2 18s, 3 15s, and 2 12s in my living and dining room. 1000w amp.

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"Indian Love Call" by Slim Whitman, and it's a sing-along or the will is null and void

[–] 3 pts

I love Slim! See also 'Boxcar Willie'.

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Troisième Leçon de Ténèbres (The Third Lesson of Darkness) -François Couperin

https://yewtu.be/UbREakKFTow

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You have refined taste = probably gay

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Not the first time I've been accused of being one'a them high falutin' fancy pants Nancy boy hoity toity book learnin' faggots.

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You're not going to hurt my feelings say what you want, what you need

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Secret Agent Man

I knew a guy who had a UPC symbol tattooed on the back of his neck with his birth date and a blank for his death date

Then again I knew a lot of idiots

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Johnny Rivers, or Junior Brown version?

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River s of course

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Oh yeah? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvxnbAinnb8

-listen with headphones

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT3BFzSD6YY

looped until "the crowd" fucks off or has an anyurism.

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I HATE that song, and hafta play it tomorrow at a rehearsal, fuck

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The other one I didn't link was the special version of Oasis' Wonderwall. It plays it totally straight until the "...But May-beee...", then hangs on the "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" for the next three minutes or so while the background music plays on.

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