American Pie. Change the station within 3 seconds. back in the '70's I put on country music out of spite after hearing Smokin in the boys room for the 500th time.
The most overplayed song except Free Bird. Both great songs but back in the 70's listening to radio give me a fucking break!
I played a gig once where the singer's simp 'roadie' insisted on playing guitar and singing that song between sets. Stupidly, I allowed it. It was SO FUCKIN CRINGE that I stopped him halfway through, and ordered him to leave. He did, to cheers and applause. The singer was pissed, cuz he helped her carry gear gig after gig, thinking she would reward him with pussy some day. She never did.
I worked with a chick that accepted a trip to Hawaii from a sucker that thought he'd finally get that pussy. He didn't.
Um...this WAS in Hawaii! Is her name D____e?
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