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I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump.

Kikipedia (en.wikipedia.org) links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes.

I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump. [Kikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama#Family_life) links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes. I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

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Barry might still be the sperm donor. The older daughter looks like him, the younger one not so much. (pic8.co) Neither bears any resemblance to Mike.

Look at those broad shoulders. (pic8.co) Big Mike could have played linebacker.

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I don't think he's the father either. Apparently they have "family friends" (I don't know their names unfortunately) and they look just like the two niglets.

[–] • 3 pts

I don’t remember their names either.

But the girls are literally carbon copies of them.

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The excuse for the couple always being around the obamas was that the guy was obama's personal heart surgeon, iirc. Both kids look exactly like the guy and his wife.

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Here you go. (citypeopleonline.com)

(Just searched "obama kids real parents pics" and it was the first image.)

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Hahaha that's pretty hilarious that worked. Jewgle must be off their scrubbing game.

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Mike seems to have rather feminine childbearing hips in that bottom picture.

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That could be from years of taking estrogen though.