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I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump.

links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes.

I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump. [Kikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama#Family_life) links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes. I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

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Barry might still be the sperm donor. Neither bears any resemblance to Mike.

Big Mike could have played linebacker.

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I don't think he's the father either. Apparently they have "family friends" (I don't know their names unfortunately) and they look just like the two niglets.

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I don’t remember their names either.

But the girls are literally carbon copies of them.

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The excuse for the couple always being around the obamas was that the guy was obama's personal heart surgeon, iirc. Both kids look exactly like the guy and his wife.

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(Just searched "obama kids real parents pics" and it was the first image.)

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Hahaha that's pretty hilarious that worked. Jewgle must be off their scrubbing game.

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Mike seems to have rather feminine childbearing hips in that bottom picture.

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That could be from years of taking estrogen though.