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I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump.

links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes.

I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

I've been searching for numerous variations of "Michelle Obama pregnant" but can't find a single pic of Big Mike with a belly bump. [Kikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama#Family_life) links to an article saying that Big Mike's first alleged pregnancy was a miscarriage and that he later used IVF to conceive the two niglettes. I suspect they used Bathhouse Barry's sperm with a donor's eggs then planted the embryos in surrogates. Big Mike stayed low for 9 months each time and surfaced only after the surrogates gave birth.

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Nigger ape man cannot carry a niglet. Those kids were bought.

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Barry might still be the sperm donor. Neither bears any resemblance to Mike.

Big Mike could have played linebacker.

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I don't think he's the father either. Apparently they have "family friends" (I don't know their names unfortunately) and they look just like the two niglets.

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I don’t remember their names either.

But the girls are literally carbon copies of them.

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(Just searched "obama kids real parents pics" and it was the first image.)

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Mike seems to have rather feminine childbearing hips in that bottom picture.

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That could be from years of taking estrogen though.

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You can't get man pregnant, lol. Seriously though, real parents of Obama's children are neither Mike or Barry.

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LOL that's what I'm saying. If Big Mike isn't a dude, surely the attention whores he and Barry would have at least one picture of "Michelle" being pregnant, right?

No such picture exists because Big Mike was never pregnant because Big Mike is packing a 9" dick he uses to peg Barry.

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Who cares about Disgusting nigger dick, they're all infected with something

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its only 9 inch in porn, on average niggers are smaller than whites.

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Factually inaccurate. There is a direct, inverse, correlation between cognitive and physical expressions in the human animal. Niggers, on average, have bigger dicks than most other sub-sets of the species. There is genuine questions whether the negro is indeed of the same species as the European. This is not hyperbole, this is a real genetic question that is too unpolitic to be allowed greater academic discussion because the conclusions might be too 'problematic'. https://www1.udel.edu/educ/gottfredson/30years/Rushton-Jensen30years.pdf

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Because they are don't exist.

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about 2 years ago I mentioned I thought that the obama girls were possibly adopted and a dna test would reveal if they were the obama's kid of not. not 2 weeks after I said that on Facebook a story came out how the girls were adopted.

If not some hair from Mrs Obama would have revealed a lot on the matter of gender.

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Try to find pictures of all the first ladies pregnant - Q

Being serious, this started out as a joke but idiots who don't know what typical black women or trannies look like have been running with it for years now because they have allowed doubt and paranoia to cripple their judgement centers, I understand how it happens, the consequences of discovering the holocaust lie, will make you doubt everything, you should doubt everything, including the first hair brained explanation you here from "fellow conspiracy theorists"

You want contrary evidence? bulge pics are obvious shoops, a bit of research will prove it if you don't already know a photomanipulation suite, hell a couple minutes of image searching will show you that michele obama's supposed bulge pic is on of the most edited images out there, they will even change the color of the dress to fuck with you guys who bought this shtick. cui bono? The obama's would only benefit from making the story public in our sick culture, the democrats would run the story for a whole year (((proudly))) and use dissent to censor us, it would be the perfect tool for their goals of "normalization"

Pick three mothers at random, no celebrities at the time of their pregnancy, not your current facebook friends either, pic the wives of local politicians or like I said above, even other first ladies and try to find their pregnancy recorded in photos, most women don't go sharing their pregnancy pictures with the press, especially women who were pregnant pre social media.

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It's not that absence of Obama pregnant pictures proves that she was never pregnant. It's that presence of such pictures, if real of course, would disprove the hypothesis that she is a man. I personally think it's a funny joke, but she is a woman who is just kind of manly looking, though not especially so for a negress.

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SOME pics are edited, but others are not. Mike dancing on 'Ellen' shows a niggerdick swangin around in those slacks. Barry called him 'Michael' in public on at least two occasions.

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I saw that video, it was just a product of the pants, like when you sit in jeans and they bunch up to form a tent over your groin. I've never seen him call him michael I have seen him stammer when naming his wife though.

I know a troon when I see one, michele obama is a typical black woman in all but her relatively low BMI, she sounds like a black woman and looks like a black woman.

That's something most people ignore, sounding like a woman is extremely difficult for a man, hormones can't change your voice, most troons that achieve a believable voice do so by relying on vocal fry to make them sound like smokers.

Another part of the theory here is that she tops obeezy, and whether it is one way or the other, 5 years of gay sex will ruin your sphincter, make you incontinent and reliant upon diapers. look at famous gay politicians and you can tell the bottoms from the tops by diapers. we have a video of obeezy with a half chub showing it off through his pants to a gaggle of female reporters on his plane during his first presidential campaign while he was on the phone with michele, we know he wasn't wearing diapers for a fact, so he's not the bottom, but if michele is the bottom and is so into dysphoria as to avoid even coming out as trans in the modern age of lunacy that means michele should have had bottom surgery by now.

Incontinence doesn't mean you might just shit yourself at random, it means you leak ass juice constantly, we can clearly see michele wears white pants on a regular basis with no diapers, therefore neither her nor obama are habitual bottoms despite being married over 20 years.

Here's a mindfuck, all those adult diapers ads you've been seeing for the last 20 years weren't merely aimed at old folks, especially the new ones touting slim fitting profiles are aimed at faggots and degenerates who have ruined their sphincters. you can still spot these diapers mind you, even when disguised well people will make certain choices in attire to hide them.

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A lot of fag couples don't fuck the ass. Big Mike is a tall ugly man with huge shoulders.

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Stop ruining our fun. :p

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I like the joke, I don't like gaslighting helpless boomers and driving our compatriots to loose touch with reality.

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I know spreading lies is a Jew thing to do, but I'm still getting big party pooper vibes here.

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Sure there are, they're in a safe right next to obammy the wonder monkey's REAL birth certificate. Under lock and key.

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I know is a Reddit link but it's the best comparison pic I could find

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Michelle Obama is a beautiful African queen that you peons are jealous of highly. Haw haw haw. Truth hurts. Facts!

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She's more like Shaka Zulu than a queen.