mine is
back right: wallet back left: coins/change front left: knife/multi tool front right: ID badges, pen side pocket: phone
in pants without a designated phone pocket, the phone goes front left, and knife goes front right.
Carrying loose change is bad opsec.
Grab a fistful, yell "SHEKELS!" and slam them to the pavement, then escape through the cloud of little-hats that instantaneously appear.
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