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I'm not a comedian and have never learned how to laugh? We dont even know what women are anymore and only biologists know but they're staying tight lipped..

While on topic of complex mysteries, did Jesus poop? I know he's the son of God and built in his image so surely God doesn't have toilet time. I'm not a religious historian so I'm unsure.

I'm not a comedian and have never learned how to laugh? We dont even know what women are anymore and only biologists know but they're staying tight lipped.. While on topic of complex mysteries, did Jesus poop? I know he's the son of God and built in his image so surely God doesn't have toilet time. I'm not a religious historian so I'm unsure.

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Yeshua was fully human and God . He got hungry , loved his family and friends , grieved their deaths , and I'm sure he pissed and took shits . That's what makes Christianity unique , Christ knew the human condition intimately . He's relatable as the kids would say

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Sir, we are all comedians. Some are merely funnier than others. The mere fact you are asking what a joke is, is funny itself.

Laughter is a social construct, all you need to do is explain you are in fact laughing. For people who don't agree, simply call them bigots or racist.

Works everytime.

(Ps) jesus was a meme, so no he didn't poop.

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Jesus was a meme

Weird way to classify a man whose life changed history.

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A joke is a like a unilateral contract. You offer to make a joke if the other person will laugh and agree it is funny. You perform and put out your statement. If they do laugh and think it's funny then you have an agreement that you made a joke. If no one accepts it then you have not made a joke, you made poop.

Jesus is God, always in existence. God, the Son, the Second Person of the Trinity, became man. Hebrews 2:14-17: “[Christ] partook of the same nature as the children of flesh and blood . . . and had to be made like his brethren in all things natural.”

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I can answer both questions at once:

Holy Shit!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Jesus had the power of clean break poops. No matter what He ate or drank, the poops always came out in one solid piece with no remaining residue. That is why there is no Toilet Paper Strip of Turin.

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A joke can be many things - but it is mostly the unexpected truth or perspective that only becomes obvious after it's said. and are arseholes but they can be quite good at making a joke that is sometimes far more offensive than people care to think for everyday life. People will find hearing such bare unspeakable truths hilarious because they're all thinking it but not allowed to say it.

It can also be

And sometimes it can be the absolute ridiculous.

My sister's favourite joke:

What's brown and sticky? A Stick. What's pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff What's yellow and gooey? Monkey Vomit.

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Dad jokes and puns are just a mental interrupt, a logical conflict. But to get a real belly laugh, someone in the joke gets hurt or embarrassed or otherwise upset. That sounds terrible but laughter is how humans share the pain.

The joke you just made isn't super-funny, because it's a meta-joke; the people who'd get upset would be conservative christians who'd get mad at your even creating mental images of Jesus that way.

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What conservative Christian believes that Jesus didn't have a regular human body? 2 John 1:7 states that this is heresy.

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