A groom’s dance with his mother to “Yesterday” by the Beatles, because he wanted to pick a “tear jerker” so everybody would cry.
Same groom and bride dancing to “Pinch Me” by the Barenaked Ladies with the lyrics, “I could leave, but I’ll just stay. All my stuff’s here, anyway.”
Same bride and her father dancing to “You Got It” by Roy Orbison with the lyrics, “Everythinng about you tells me I’m your man.”
Reminds me I was at an Indian wedding and “Sexy Bitch” came on and it kept saying “she’s a sexy bitch”. I don’t think anyone knew enough english to know what it was saying.
I think another song came on like “I wanna fuck, she’s a dirty hoe.”
Literally hundreds of people sitting as waiting for the bride to walk up.
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