The hokey pokey
The hokey pokey
A reception party with some chick in a punch bowl wearing a skimpy outfit pouring water over herself as guests wander around and teenage boys ogle her.
A reception party with some chick in a punch bowl wearing a skimpy outfit pouring water over herself as guests wander around and teenage boys ogle her.
A reception party with some chick in a punch bowl
Thats pretty fucking hokie. Not much of a competition when the first comment sets the bar that high.
> A reception party with some chick in a punch bowl
Thats pretty fucking hokie. Not much of a competition when the first comment sets the bar that high.
Lol
Lol
A drunk third cousin yelling "Let's have a charivari!"
A drunk third cousin yelling "Let's have a charivari!"
The one where you bang on the bride and grooms door and demand they supply a half barrel of beer?
The one where you bang on the bride and grooms door and demand they supply a half barrel of beer?
Polka/accordion music is warm-hearted but, man, it's hokie as fuck.
Have you seen this? https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs
e: Oh, I should mention that they are unrelated.
Polka/accordion music is warm-hearted but, man, it's hokie as fuck.
Have you seen this?
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=fSkHMSKgIWs
e: Oh, I should mention that they are unrelated.
A groom’s dance with his mother to “Yesterday” by the Beatles, because he wanted to pick a “tear jerker” so everybody would cry.
Same groom and bride dancing to “Pinch Me” by the Barenaked Ladies with the lyrics, “I could leave, but I’ll just stay. All my stuff’s here, anyway.”
Same bride and her father dancing to “You Got It” by Roy Orbison with the lyrics, “Everythinng about you tells me I’m your man.”
A groom’s dance with his mother to “Yesterday” by the Beatles, because he wanted to pick a “tear jerker” so everybody would cry.
Same groom and bride dancing to “Pinch Me” by the Barenaked Ladies with the lyrics, “I could leave, but I’ll just stay. All my stuff’s here, anyway.”
Same bride and her father dancing to “You Got It” by Roy Orbison with the lyrics, “Everythinng about you tells me I’m your man.”
Reminds me I was at an Indian wedding and “Sexy Bitch” came on and it kept saying “she’s a sexy bitch”. I don’t think anyone knew enough english to know what it was saying.
I think another song came on like “I wanna fuck, she’s a dirty hoe.”
Literally hundreds of people sitting as waiting for the bride to walk up.
Reminds me I was at an Indian wedding and “Sexy Bitch” came on and it kept saying “she’s a sexy bitch”. I don’t think anyone knew enough english to know what it was saying.
I think another song came on like “I wanna fuck, she’s a dirty hoe.”
Literally hundreds of people sitting as waiting for the bride to walk up.
I went to a friend's wedding one time where the groom was having his friends swallow live goldfish. --When it comes to dancing, I think for me it's the "Chicken Dance." The macarena runs a close second and then of course the hokey pokey..
I went to a friend's wedding one time where the groom was having his friends swallow live goldfish. --When it comes to dancing, I think for me it's the "Chicken Dance." The macarena runs a close second and then of course the hokey pokey..
A few months into the 'pandemic' I took 640ugs of LSD, dressed as a plague Dr and said a nonsensical poem as my speech.
I did it as a practical joke, inwardly as a homage to clown world plus I didn't get along with my mom and didn't expect much but it turned out everyone loved it.
A few months into the 'pandemic' I took 640ugs of LSD, dressed as a plague Dr and said a nonsensical poem as my speech.
I did it as a practical joke, inwardly as a homage to clown world plus I didn't get along with my mom and didn't expect much but it turned out everyone loved it.
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