This should be a private industry, like bounty hunting or pest control. A competitive service industry. Better service at lower prices. No tax money required. "Hello, is this "Jew-B-Gone"? Yes, I think there may be jews building a nest under the eaves of my house. Ordinarily if I thought it was just one or two I'd just smack them with a shovel myself, but it sounds like there's a whole synagogue up there, so I think I may need a professional to come out and take a look." "Yes, Ma,am, you did the right thing. I can see that one of our mobile capture-kill incinerator units is out in your area already on another job, so I can have them swing by your place and take a look just as soon as they're done. Say, in about an hour or so? Great. And thanks for choosing "Jew-B-Gone" for all of your pest control needs."