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I've been hearing the name Justin Bieber for 15 years and I know he's a famous pop singer. A "teen idol". I just did a search and listened to a long compilation of his "Top Hits". ...I've never heard even one of those fucking songs. Not one. inb4 "take your meds, grandpa". Bullshit. Even my grandfather would occasionally whistle the tune to Yellow Submarine even though he hated those hippy queers.

I've been hearing the name Justin Bieber for 15 years and I know he's a famous pop singer. A "teen idol". I just did a search and listened to a long compilation of his "Top Hits". ...I've never heard even one of those fucking songs. Not one. inb4 *"take your meds, grandpa".* Bullshit. Even *my* grandfather would occasionally whistle the tune to Yellow Submarine even though he hated those hippy queers.

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[–] • 7 pts

I really like his new single "Baby you make my face stop".

[–] • 2 pts

And the follow-up B-side "Baby, You Jacked My Purty Face Up With Your Love''

[–] • 1 pt (edited )

Link the song that I'm supposed to know that your comment is supposed to be a parody of an actual song.

See?

You Zoomers or Millenniums or Gen X or whatever you call yourselves don't seem to understand. No one gives a fuck about your music. Your music is shit. At least we had that globalist John Denver and that queer Al Stewart.

Now THAT was some great music.

edit: Henry John Deutschendorf and Alastair Ian Stewart.

[–] • 5 pts

I don't know any of his songs either, I made it up as a joke on his vax induced face paralysis.

[–] • 3 pts