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Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term?

Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term? Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

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Just passing the time, brother. Staying entertained. Also maybe getting into the PIC game.

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pewpoo

Oh. Nevermind. I get it all now.

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What’s the matter? It’s a joke, man. I’m not really getting into the Prison Industrial Complex, as fun as that sounds. Don’t worry. And I don’t want to look at fat people, so the plan in unworkable, for the most part. The Portuguese doorway does have me thinking. We need more hard consequences for fatness. Are you fat? If so, I’m sorry. That you’re fat. Stop it. Don’t like my username? I took about a month thinking it up and it’s also a family name going back to the 11th century. Not to dox myself, but I’m heir to the great Lord Anoos vander PewPoo of Saxony. The man who invented the Grocery Cart. I am fucking bored. Fuck you! Shlomosexuál.