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Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term?

Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

Thinking of opening a prison to put morbidly obese people in. Like a camp where they concentrate on being healthy. It could have a slogan like “working out will make you free”. Check that. 20lbs overweight will get you locked up. What sort of programs should I have? How long is the term? Should be cheap to build since hardcore offenders won’t be able to climb over some lawn chairs that I’ll use as walls.

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[–] • 2 pts

Ending shitty zoning laws, corn and sugar subsidies, SNAP, and welfare costs nothing.

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Why bring SNAP into this? Shouldn’t my food gibs be for sugar cereal, cookies, sugar drinks, chips, and grease?

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What does shitty zoning laws have to do with it?

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It makes walking more convenient. I am not walking 10 miles to work but I would do 3 and would sometimes do 5. If you don't manage a restaurant or bank or work in a hospital there are basically no jobs in the suburbs worth having.