In reverse order;
I never would've tried to fight that cop
I never would've gotten kicked out of boarding school
I would've stopped the big bang from happening.
I would've stopped the big bang from happening.
Harsh. Seems like you wouldn't need the other two.
Or
If you started with these two
I never would've tried to fight that cop
I never would've gotten kicked out of boarding school
You might not still want the last option...
I'd have to make the Big Bang happen, and that is a responsibility I do not want
Who're you kiddin'? The Big Bang happens in your bed every night, amirite?
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