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[–] [deleted] 9 pts

Butthole. It's probably the reason so many fags kill themselves. I would imagine constantly shitting yourself would not be a good life.

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Yep, that's the part I thought of first. Life sans balloon knot doesn't sound like something I'd like to experience.

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Brain

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I agree, BUT if you lost your brain you probably wouldn't be smart enough the understand it and then wouldn't be capable of making the decision to off yourself.

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Bullshit! The last 2 years have clearly demonstrated that if that were to happen, AOU could be a shoe-in for POTUS.

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Scariest part about having Alzheimer's I think. You carry on oblivious that anything even changed but to the people around you, you've become this mumbling shell of who you once were who now shits themselves.

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So you’re saying you wouldn’t want to be a nigger.

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I've been battling with my body for the last 12 years, I'll keep fighting or struggling. I'm still curious for what is coming tomorrow.

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Sorry to hear.

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It's ok. I had a great life before my accident. I still have a great life. It's just less easy. Thanks for the kind words.

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FUK YO BODY NIGGA!

Can't have you getting too feelniceyhippiedippie up in here. This is the HURTBOX

[–] [deleted] 3 pts

My heart, literally can't live without it.

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But would it make you contemplate suicide while your body went cold and you faded away?

Like not trying to find a replacement isn't suicide?

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My left nipple. Old leftnip has gotten me through some rough times. I'd owe it to him.

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My intestines. I wouldn't want to know how someone could be forced to stay alive without intestines. Your body would fill up with shit and you people would pause when they say someone is full of shit and stare at you wracked with guilt and apologize to you because you are literally filled with shit and they feel horrible for making a joke about it. That alone would be enough.

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Permanent colostomy.

Been in medicine for 15 years. That's no way to live.

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My brain. I’d like a reptilian advanced upper cortex or whatever. Clown world would become a buffet.

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